Dear Mr. Big Foot,
I am sending this
letter because I want to ask you something. Are you in need of a job?
I saw you last
night looking for food in the trash can. I also think I saw you crying. So I am
offering you a wonderful job in an office, this is not a joke I am talking
seriously. I also need to warn you about the guardian dog at the gate, the
employees call him Morphius. He has a really bad reputation because he always
bites everyone that walks in his way.
If you want to accept the job please write me back
otherwise I would not know if you read my letter and it would not be possible
to give you the job. Remember write me back as soon as possible, there are many
people waiting for a job like this. I hope this letter arrives safely in your
hands.
Sincerely,
Stan